Hello Kitty Tumblr Themes

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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intensional:

i know so much about shows i have never watched because of tumblr

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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kaleidoscopic-fantasies:

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

😩😂