heartkbitch: The Kristen Stewart fandom is batshit crazy.
flowercrownharry: flowercrownharry: taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips what does taylor swift do?? taylor swift swiftly tailors
kstewart: kristen stewart literally walked through a parking lot doing a “fuck you” dance jig thing to the paparazzi today just thought you should know if you weren’t already aware
condorn: drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
dayandnightitsjustlife: the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...